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Tue Jun 3 13:05:56 2008

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Mon Jun 2 09:09:59 2008
Going on a road trip to Alberta today, will only be online sporadically until I return on the 11th or so.

Music: 1240. Steve Earle - Nowhere Road
Mood: bored
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Sat Dec 22 07:33:22 2007
i am in VGH awaiting surgery to fix 3 broken bones in my ankle... life has suddenly and completely turned to shit and it barely took 2 seconds :/

Mood: Ow.
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Fri Jul 20 17:58:15 2007
The following screenplay was written by Dan Citynski of Vancouver, BC.... presumably related to the fact that the Premier of my home province of British Columbia got arrested in Hawaii for driving drunk, of all things for a provincial leader to be doing with taxpayer money, eh? I love BC...


A Short Production on the Subject of Legal Drinking Age.
The scene: A bar on Main St.
11:58 PM


WESLEY walks in stage right, approaching the bar, behind which BARKEEP is cleaning glasses.


Wesley: Hullo, barkeep. A pint, if you please.
Barkeep: Coming right up, sir. hesitates. Do you have ID?
Wesley: drawing it out. Here you go.
Barkeep: inspects ID. I'm sorry sir, your birthday is tomorrow. You are still eighteen, and by the provincial laws, you may not drink until you are nineteen years of age or older.
Wesley: My birthday is in two minutes.
Barkeep: Be that as it may, our provincial government [a chorus of angelic voices come from nowhere and sing the praises of said provincial government, and the barkeep turns his face towards heaven to receive a blessing from the glorious Parliament in the Sky] has decreed that you must be nineteen years of age or older to drink in British Columbia.
Wesley: There is now ten seconds until my birthday.
Barkeep: Sir, I must ask you to leave this establishment, as you are not of age to be in here.
[outside, a clock chimes midnight. Immediately, Wesley undergoes a change. He grows a three-foot long beard and dons a fashionable fedora, and light begins to glow around him as he undergoes a second puberty. The puberty of manhood. The angelic voices begin singing again.]
Enter GORDON CAMPBELL (premier of BC) stage left.
Gordon Campbell: Welcome to adulthood, Wesley MacWesleyson! How does it feel to finally be magically mature enough to enter a bar?
Wesley: in a far deeper voice. I feel.. different... like I can responsibly handle drinking a pint of beer! Barkeep!
Barkeep: saluting. Yes, sah?
Wesley: Fetch me a pint of Guinness, on the double!
Barkeep: busying himself. Yes, sah!
Gordon Campbell: nodding. Very good. Use this power responsibly, Wesley. Remember that with great age comes great responsibility.
Wesley: Do sit down and have a pint with me, Gordy!
Gordon Campbell: Don't mind if I do! takes a seat. This'll be just the trick before I go off on my trip to Hawaii.
[The barkeep delivers both of the men a pint of Guinness each, and they sit engaged in telling witty stories. The curtain falls.]

Music: 1. Rehab - Sittin at a Bar
Mood: amused
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Fri Jun 22 10:54:22 2007
well, my best friend just told me basically not to talk to him anymore... because all i talk about is GBL... and the worst thing is, i don't even see anything wrong with that... well at least one of the final pieces of the puzzle is in place: not much keeping me here now.

Music: 1. Stabilo - One more pill
Mood: wasted
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Mon May 14 01:27:14 2007
If I could describe my life using only Stephen King book titles, it would be "Insomnia" & "The Long Walk." What about you?

Music: 1. Gowan - Strange Animal
Mood: sickly
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Fri Apr 13 08:04:14 2007
I'm back after a week of no internets. :( Shaw sent a guy out to unplug my cable internet because they mistakenly thought I was stealing cable, then they had to send another guy out just to plug it back in. Good job, Shaw! The tech from my ISP (a Shaw reseller) said this actually happens a lot. lol.

Music: 1. Scooter - Nessaja
Mood: content
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Wed Jan 3 06:02:08 2007
Wow... it's almost been three months since I started working at Superstore. That's insane. On a slightly related note, I love GBL! :)

Music: 1. 30 Seconds to Mars - From Yesterday
Mood: tired
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Mon Nov 6 09:21:14 2006
Some of you have been wondering where I am. I got a job 2 weeks ago as a night-shift grocery clerk (basically I restock the grocery store shelves after all you jackasses are done pawing through everything and making a huge mess ;)

I may learn better time management skills as the job progresses, but for right now, it's just work-sleep-work-sleep. My apologies to anyone who cares (this would probably be quest-starved PCRPG players)

Music: 1. Goo Goo Dolls - Broadway
Mood: exhausted
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Sat Oct 7 04:43:32 2006
NFY and Dirk are pricks.

That is all.
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Tue Sep 26 21:19:41 2006
I hate gallstones. I want a Poutine, but if I eat one, I'll turn yellow and need emergency surgery. :(

On a happier note, I installed MemTurbo on Tokath's PC, and it seems to be cleaning up the memory leak that I never got around to cleaning up myself. That means he will respond to infobot queries faster, and freeze less often. :)

Music: 1. Lillix - Sweet Temptation
Mood: gallstoned
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Tue Aug 29 16:16:49 2006
I improved and renamed the old trpgtool based on some feedback from users. It's now known as EasyTribes, and it's easier than ever. You can find it here. Enjoy :)

Music: 1. Steve Earle - The Galway Girl
Mood: lazy
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Sat Aug 26 11:10:18 2006
Do you play Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas for the PC? Now you can play it with other players over the internet! Check out this video or these screenshots, or just go download SA:MP and start playing!

Music: 1. Stefy - Chelsea
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Thu Aug 10 01:27:02 2006
I swapped out the dying cooling fan in AUX's power supply and AUX is online again.
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Wed Aug 9 15:38:20 2006
The power supply in the AUX server has failed. Until I can get it replaced, all services that depend on AUX (PCRPG Chat, and anything that connects via aux-server.dyndns.org) will be down. Sorry..

If for some reason you really need to chat in PCRPG, you can try the IRC chat.
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Sat Jul 1 21:50:13 2006
Sometimes life can be so good. I haven't had a gallstone attack in over a month. Also, my air conditioner quit working yesterday... it would run for a few minutes, then overheat and shutdown automatically. All I had to go on for a diagnosis was a strange new clicking sound, so despite knowing almost jack about air conditioners, I took it apart. The noise turned out to be the water pump (part of its internal cooling system) and upon opening it, I discovered it was crammed full of crap. No water was getting into it... thus the overheating problem. I cleaned it, saving myself God knows what in air-conditioner-repair-man fees, and it works great now. :)

Here's a picture. (Bastard little pump is in the lower left corner. The melted plastic cover is another story entirely; the previous owner says he overheated it once. Looks more like he set it on fire...)

Music: 1. Relient K - mmhmm - 10 - Who I Am Hates Who I've Been
Mood: content
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Wed May 24 14:41:23 2006
Yeah, this is relatively OFN... but it still sucks: TorrentIt.com is gone! :( I was a member there for over a year, and it was one of the best BitTorrent trackers ever... if not the best. I guess this is just further proof that if you want to run a successful torrent tracker, you have to be Swedish.

Music: 1. Pink - Who Knew
Mood: sad
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Fri May 12 20:24:51 2006
Back home. Took the car. I never thought I'd say this, but the Honda Accord is the most reliable car... ever. It ran flawlessly despite being abused and neglected for months, then driven for 4 hours at 70 mph. :P

In other news, the problem with ghetto's PC was the best case scenario: It simply froze during shutdown. Ghetto is now back in PCRPG.

Music: 1. The Suits XL - Play
Mood: exhausted
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Fri May 12 09:06:19 2006
I'm leaving Spences Bridge and going home today. I will finally be able to find out what happened to the GhettoBot PC... I fear the worst of course, like the hard drive dead with no chance of file recovery. (I can't even backup the database, copying the files corrupts the file-date attributes.)

Or, it could be something as simple as Windows hanging during shut-down (I restart it once every few days, and the problem did happen after a restart).

I hate computers.
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Fri May 12 08:57:16 2006
Ode to an NPC
by Slorge Gridlock

Oh ghettobot, who does protect the den
oh ghettobot, who gives us info when
upon the typing of "what's after"
we have the chance to be the master
queries that fill us with laughter
Oh, ghettobot, we miss you

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Fri May 5 11:25:46 2006
My truck won't pass the smog test. Neither will my car, but my car failed the test with much smaller margins. So small that it really could have been just a fluke. So I'm going to get rid of the truck, take my car back home and see if I can get it to pass. :S
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Tue May 2 10:56:31 2006
The computer that runs GhettoBot has stopped responding for some reason, and I am away from home, so there is nobody there to correct the problem. The earliest this can be resolved is like... two weeks from now. :/
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Sun Apr 30 07:05:59 2006
I am now in Spences Bridge. Photos later. :)
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Sat Apr 22 04:18:54 2006
Does anyone else hate corporations or government agencies that offer e-mail support, only for them to tell you to phone them in their reply e-mail? Why even bother to offer e-mail support?

Music: 1. The Suits XL - Play
Mood: ugh
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Thu Apr 13 22:16:58 2006
So, I sat through an 8 hour gallstone attack (the longest one I've ever had)... and when I finally decided I'd had enough pain and went to the hospital, the attack stopped in the waiting room. By the time a nurse could see me, I was feeling great. Impeccable timing, gallstones.

Music: 1. Steve Earle - Nowhere Road
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Fri Apr 7 15:22:29 2006
Someone from the Government of British Columbia (gov.bc.ca) visited my Stephen Harper page and inserted the caption 'I wanna jerk off'... hahaha. It's no secret that the average British Columbian doesn't like Harper, but now we know the BC government itself doesn't like him! ;)

Music: 1. Broken Social Scene - 7/4 (shoreline)
Mood: amused
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Thu Mar 30 08:59:22 2006
I just found out I may have to go take care of my Dad in the near future. Again. Seems he somehow managed to break the titanium plate they put in his arm to help it heal after he broke the bone the first time. This should be interesting... he doesn't particularly like me. At least there's unlimited dial-up where he lives. :)

Music: 1. Tragically Hip - Fireworks
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Thu Mar 23 08:56:33 2006
If you want a slightly more RPGish atmosphere while playing Tribes RPG, I have modified the Tribes client to change some of the in-game messages. X connected to the game becomes X is approaching Keldrin, X dropped becomes X departed, and X joined team Y doesn't appear at all (makes for less spam). To install, just download TribesRPG.exe and place it in your Tribes folder. Then, run it instead of Tribes.exe when playing a game of Tribes RPG. Enjoy :)
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Sat Feb 11 02:16:44 2006
I'm not sure how long pcrpg.org is going to remain down, so I've put up an unofficial PCRPG news page to post anything that might be important. I'll probably just be using it for ghettobot-related news, but the server admins and pK's will have posting abilities as well.
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Thu Jan 19 22:45:41 2006
Stand up for Cannabis. Vote NDP.
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Mon Jan 9 02:58:16 2006
If you're bored (you must be, if you're visiting this site) then check out the funniest blond joke in the history of the intar-web :)
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Fri Jan 6 22:25:03 2006
sazuka.rytek.info finally died. :'( Tokath/ghettobot is going to miss fetching it.
Speaking of Ghettobot, you can now download the InfoBot add-on script for HealBot (it makes a healbot into a ghettobot).
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Mon Jan 2 18:13:53 2006
Back from visiting my Dad again. There was apparently a massive accident on the freeway about 10 minutes behind me... and now that section of freeway is going to be closed until midnight. Glad it wasn't me O_o
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Tue Dec 27 13:00:28 2005
Due to an mp3 in the RPG Public Pics uploader being downloaded over 200 times in 2 days by a random Chinese mp3 search bot, I've decided to disallow mp3 files. Sorry. If you need to host music, try www.putfile.com or www.bigfilez.com
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Thu Dec 22 14:51:06 2005
Happy Holidays everyone!

Kidding! Just say Merry Christmas. :P
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Wed Nov 16 22:35:45 2005
Uhh.
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Wed Nov 16 03:19:28 2005
Oops, I'm TOO Canadian! Number 52 on the list of signs you might be TOO Canadian is: You know that the 'Extra Creamy' in Kraft Extra Creamy Dinner is 'add more milk.' It's true, they just upped the milk and butter by a few mL's on the package instructions. Hahaha, stupid bastards.
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Mon Nov 7 14:29:11 2005
Well... I'm moving. Again. At least most of my boxes are still packed, so that makes it easier. lol. Expect more ghettobot/pcrpg chat downtime in the next week or two.
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Sat Nov 5 16:29:38 2005
Play Grand Theft Auto online! It seems that for some strange reason, not a lot of people are playing Multi Theft Auto just lately. It doesn't suck, so I can only assume the problem is simple lack of awareness. Well, now you know! So go play your favorite GTA III or GTA Vice City games online. Now! Be seeing you
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Wed Nov 2 19:43:44 2005
Done moving. That should be the end of any major ghettobot downtime. :)
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Wed Oct 26 17:09:25 2005
I'm in the process of moving, so GhettoBot and PCRPG Chat will have sporadic downtime periods over the next few days. Sorry =/
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Fri Sep 23 14:05:30 2005
johnnyfunk's St. Louis Punk Page is just about the most retarded use of my rpgpics folder that I've seen so far. O_o
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Fri Sep 16 15:53:08 2005
Probably going home today. :)
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Mon Sep 12 23:04:23 2005
someone please CAW particle and tell him to fix admin commands or give ghettobot admin (or both?) :P
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Mon Aug 29 00:16:43 2005
HELO THER.... the situation has improved somewhat. My previously useless laptop has been equipped with a 56k dialup inter-web! :D And I have all my bookmarks. Plus limited remote access to my home PC. Which means I can do stuff like maintain pcrpg's ghettozone.
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Tue Aug 9 16:11:38 2005
I'm going to be gone for awhile (anywhere from a few days to a month or more - don't know)... visiting my Dad.
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Thu Jul 21 21:33:08 2005
GhettoBot was recovered from the damaged hard drive, and he's back. He doesn't have his associations though. Almost a year worth of stupid crap has been lost. :( At least all the user posts are still there, though.
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Wed Jul 20 16:20:32 2005
The hard disk drive that GhettoBot lives on has died. PCRPG chat will remain up, but it won't be linked to the game server. It's been fun.
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Sun Jul 10 04:23:29 2005
Links section updated.
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Sun Jun 26 14:52:49 2005
Added a link to Xenos/Cdwhistler's TRPG scripts page. Currently featuring inviteparty (like autoparty, except you run the party) and xeafk (an afk protection script with portions of Taurik's script pack enhanced by Xenos) and a few other scripts.
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Thu Jun 23 23:25:06 2005
lol, someone found Sensor Jammin by using the search term "all my life hauling turrets around"... that made me smile.
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Sun Jun 19 12:07:08 2005
PCRPG Chat has a new message viewer. You can now choose whether to have new messages appear at the top or bottom, as well as disable/enable timestamps. However, it may not fully work. And by that, I mean bugs with it drove me f**king nuts for 3 hours until I think I got it working. So if it starts to not work again, I'll have to revert to the old message viewer :(
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Sat Jun 18 07:28:55 2005
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is the best game ever made. kthx
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Wed Jun 15 23:38:03 2005
Added The Parlor to the stuff the internet forgot page.
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Wed Jun 15 21:26:08 2005
it seems someone thinks i was referring to them in particular with my last news entry. i wasn't, stop being so paranoid..
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Wed Jun 15 21:00:21 2005
My rpgpics uploader was originally designed for Particle's Custom RPG users. Then someone decided it would be good to use it in Clan Orb's forum too, and from there it just got worse... to date, it has been used in over 15 different forums. What the hell? Aren't there any other upload tools on the internet? lol.
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Wed Jun 15 08:28:14 2005
People are still occasionally showing up at my site with versions of Mozilla Firefox as old as 0.9.1 (2004!)... lol, to those hardcore never-upgrade-anything guys, Firefox has its share of vulnerabilities too, at least one of which is pretty scary. You should upgrade
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Tue Jun 14 10:10:19 2005
NFY needs to stop Googling and start Bookmarking.
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Sun Jun 12 03:22:17 2005
LOL. I get some strange spam, but this e-mail I got is definitely the weirdest spam of 2005 so far. The spam links to an even weirder website. The funny thing is, they replied to me when I thanked them for the spam, and they said: "that is not only spam, that is our reality"... I love the internet
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Sat Jun 11 19:45:32 2005
To these idiots who keep looking for dupecoins.html... stop looking for it! It isn't there! Thanks
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Fri Jun 10 08:11:16 2005
I made some cosmetic changes to the index, and added this stupid news page
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